coughing

James Blunt is on tonight at Carling Academy.

I want to go because...
... I can afford it.
... I like/enjoy James Blunt.

I don’t want to/can’t go because...
... travelling there is a wee little bit of a hassle.
... the final episode of Hugh’s Chicken Run is on tonight.
... I’m still having terrible coughs.

Imagine...
JB: You’re beeoooooutiful...
Somewhere from the audience: *cough cough cough cough cough cough cough*
JB: You’re beeoooooutiful...
SFtA: *cough cough cough cough cough cough cough*
Somewhere else in the audience: shhhhhhhhhhh!
SFtA: *cough cough cough aaaaaaaaccccccccckkk cough cough cough cough*

I'll probably get thrown out...